"It Looked Like a Gang Assault in a Dark Alley" — What Happened Before Tonight's Morocco vs. France Quarterfinal

Philadelphia, France vs. Paraguay, Round of 16.

Before we get to tonight's quarterfinal, we need to talk about Saturday's match — because the score (France 1, Paraguay 0) barely tells the story.

What actually happened

Mbappé scored the only goal, a penalty in the 25th minute of the second half, to send France through. But the match was defined by something else entirely: Paraguay's rough tackles and physical confrontations kept coming all game, and a French outlet described it as looking "like a gang assault in a dark alley." Even Mbappé, usually diplomatic, said afterward, "We could have played dirty too" — about as pointed a criticism as he gets.

The referee, Djigui Tantashef of Uzbekistan, didn't issue a single yellow card to a Paraguayan player all match (France picked up three). So Foot called it the ugliest match of the tournament so far.

A word for what the referee didn't do

Book, in soccer parlance, means to issue a card. When a ref "books" a player, that's a yellow (or worse). In Saturday's match, the ref didn't book a single Paraguayan player all game despite the rough tackles — which is exactly why it's become this tournament's shorthand for a bad officiating night.

Tonight, neither team can afford to lose.

Tonight: Morocco vs. France, Boston

This one has two personal hooks for me. Mbappé — who, I maintain, looks exactly like my nephew Aaron — is coming off that ugly win. And Morocco is a country Jinguk and I actually visited, back in November. They cruised into this quarterfinal with a 3-0 win over Canada — a brace from Azzedine Ounahi and a stoppage-time goal from Soufiane Rahimi — making it their second straight World Cup quarterfinal.

Cinderella run is the term for a team that keeps outperforming expectations, round after round. Morocco earned it in 2022 with their run to the semifinals, and they're doing it again.

I keep meaning to write the full account of our Morocco trip last November. Tonight, I'm mostly just hoping for a cleaner match than Saturday's — less "dark alley," more actual football.

Between World Cup nights, the garden's still going strong — there's 깻잎 kimchi curing in the kitchen, and I'm squeezing in studio time whenever this tournament gives me a break.

Subscribe if you're following the knockout rounds, and let me know in the comments what you thought of Saturday's officiating.

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